This used to say, "Musings of a wannabe retiree/full time scrapbooker/ sewer/quilter/world traveller". However, I was forced to retire earlier than expected when I became too ill to work in May, 2016. So now I guess I'm going to remain a wannabe world traveller. Some day when we win the lottery I guess.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
I LOVE TO LAUGH
Who knew reading the newspaper & classifieds could be so funny:
"Full size mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40. Phone ***-***-****."
"WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ***, Oakville, CA, 93022. You will get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
"TOMBSTONE. Standard gray. A good buy for someone named Grady."
"1995 Nissan Maxima, Green, Leather, Loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4 door, good condition, $4500. Not for Sale."
"Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. "I don't have to get all dressed up, like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something..."
"Full size mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40. Phone ***-***-****."
"WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ***, Oakville, CA, 93022. You will get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
"TOMBSTONE. Standard gray. A good buy for someone named Grady."
"1995 Nissan Maxima, Green, Leather, Loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4 door, good condition, $4500. Not for Sale."
"Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. "I don't have to get all dressed up, like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something..."
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Aiming for Healthy!
I almost forgot to mention... I quit smoking September 23rd... have made it almost through two weeks now. (This time) it isn't as hard as it was in the past. This time, I vow to make it stick. Larry quit on September 24th. We're both using nicotine inhalers. Larry was bragging that he only needed three nicotine capsules in a week. I've used a couple more than he has but its not a competition. The most important thing is to quit smoking and to remain a non-smoker!
(I'm giving myself the excuse to splurge on gel nails as it isn't nearly as expensive as smoking was.)
Did I mention that we have booked our winter holiday. We leave February 3rd for two weeks in San Jose del Cabo. Can't wait!
(I'm giving myself the excuse to splurge on gel nails as it isn't nearly as expensive as smoking was.)
Did I mention that we have booked our winter holiday. We leave February 3rd for two weeks in San Jose del Cabo. Can't wait!
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